Today's quotes [6.23.07]

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Had every Athenina citizen been a Socrates, 
every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob.

Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count;
everything that counts can't necessarily be counted.

(Einstein) 

"Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open."
                        -- Bumper sticker

I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so
long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was. 

    - Woody Woodbury 

Basically, I think there is some device the telco puts on the phone that
 ensures that whoever is on the other end of a service call is always
 a drooling moron with the IQ of a potted plant."
                        -- The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ

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