Today's quotes [6.22.07]

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VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

A Marriage Vow:
A knot you tie with your tounge
you cannot untie
with your teeth.

Sent by shadoewalker

* The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
         1. fighting
         2. fleeing
         3. feeding
         4. mating
            -- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course

A bath is something you take when you find yourself in
hot water.

- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

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