Today's quotes [6.21.07]

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"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the 
thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones." 

Mike Barfield.

Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.

--- John Ehrlichman

"An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write.  When I
 finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very
 tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels.  I
 suspect I am not meant to be a writer."
                        -- Unknown

"The top ten reasons why masturbation is better than sex:

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                        -- unknown

The English think soap is civilization.

                                   - - - Heinrich von Treitschke

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