Today's quotes [6.20.07]

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"Ski!:
     A shout to alert people ahead that a loose ski is coming down the
     hill.  Another warning skiers should be familiar with is 'Avalanche!'
     (which tells everyone that a hill is coming down the hill)."
                        -- The Skiers' Dictionary

"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
                        -- David Helfgott, "Shine"

It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so
     ingenious.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen

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