Today's quotes [6.2.07]

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Never try to out-stubborn a cat. 

    - Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love

"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money
I could have invaded some country."

Clint Eastwood.

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it 
like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should 
give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they 
leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

                                            - Bob Ettinger

"Computers let you make more mistakes faster
than anything except handguns and tequila..." 

     - Mitch Ratcliffe 

"I went to watch Pavarotti once.
He doesn't like it when you join in."

Mick Miller.

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