Today's quotes [6.19.07]

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"Hmmmmm.  Are domestic abusers _always_ thinking about dairy products?"
                        -- Lt. Wilkes

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

Government doesn't work. 

     - Harry Browne 

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to
       take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an
       old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned
       down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down he thought it was
       a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real
       Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
       makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
       diarrhea.

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