Today's quotes [6.18.07]

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Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. 

     - Thomas Edison 

"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than 
each other."
                     -- Ann Landers -- 

I like the West - that's where men are men and women are
women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that.

     - Milton Berle 

"There are no problems that cannot be solved by the judicious use of high
 explosives."
                        -- British Commando quote, circa WWII.

"It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.  If
 you don't, it's its.  Then too, it's hers.  It isn't her's.  It isn't our's
 either.  It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs."
                        -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News

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