Today's quotes [6.17.07]

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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. 

    -- Mark Twain

"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a 
Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English 
cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife." 

James H. Kabbler III.

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion,
butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet,
balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying,
take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations,
analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer,
cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects

     - Lazarus Long 

* Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!!!)

"Sorry about that Chief." 

     - Maxwell Smart 

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