Today's quotes [6.16.07]

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There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.

     - W. C. Fields 

Hard work never killed anybody, 
but why take the chance? 
                            --Edgar Bergen

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!

Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about
very little and who goes along knowing more and
more about less and less, until finally he knows
practically everything about nothing. 

When the legislature decides the rules of buying and selling,
the first thing to be bought will be the legislators. 

     - P. J. O'Rourke 

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