Today's quotes [6.14.07]

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   It's really a wonder my wife and I ever got together in the first
   place.
   She swore she would never marry me when I was drunk, and
   I wouldn't dream of marrying her when I was sober.

   (written high upon the wall)
   If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's
   you.


  

It's not hard to tell we was poor -- when you saw the toilet paper
   dryin' on the clothesline.
         George Lindsey

Never eat more than you can lift. 

    - Miss Piggy

Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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