Today's quotes [6.13.07]

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"I'll moider da bum. " 
    - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he
      thought of William Shakespeare 

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow
   you'll be afraid to cough.
         Pearl Williams

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.

ON MATERIAL SCIENCE
   Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.

DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
        --Douglas Adams

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