Today's quotes [6.12.07]

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"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in
       it." -- Ashleigh Brilliant

I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
be deceived by it.
- H. W. Shaw

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. 

     - Edward Abbey 

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
   stand still and look stupid."
   --- Hedy Lamarr

"Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't" 

Sent by Mindi

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