Today's quotes [6.1.07]

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The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields 

"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
 failed to initialize because of the following error:
 The operation completed successfully."
                        -- Windows NT Server v3.51

ON MODERNISM
   Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two.
   One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
   brightly colored machine tools.

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
   But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
         Steve Bluestone

I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women. 

     -Joey Adams 

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