Today's jokes [6.25.07]

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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses 
were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to 
the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt 
fell asleep!'.

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"

Did you hear about the new paint on the market?

It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads
easy!

Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? 

     Because they don't want to wear out the donkey. 

What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? 

    Eventually the Rottweiler lets go! 

   Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the
   inspection. The first one
   says:"I have to confess, I held mans penis in one hand." St. Peter
   says:"You see the bowl
   of holy water, wash your hand and go in." The second says:"I have to
   confess, I held
   mans penis in both hands." St. Peter:"Wash both your hands and go in.
   Suddenly the
   other two start fighting, something terrible. St.Peter goes there,
   pulls them apart, asks
   *What's going on? One of them shouts I want to gargle, before she
   washes her ass in
   there.
   

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