Today's jokes [6.24.07]

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What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? 

Between you and me we could make a lot of money!

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub 
late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old 
graveyard.
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, 
God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says 
here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Shamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145 
years old!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is 
written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."

How do you know you're leading a sad life?

When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends." 

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

Senior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based on
the assumption that elephants are just like field mice, but
with deeper voices.
 
Sent by Alex

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?
A: Straight through the rib cage.

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