Today's jokes [6.20.07]

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What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?

A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your 
family bush.

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
šššSugar is when you kiss her on the lips! 

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time 
they don't work.

This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She
asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards -- something
unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -- "Happy
Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry."

The blonde replied, "How cool! I'll take the whole box!"

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