Today's jokes [6.18.07]

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Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??

A. A submarine.

Sent by sam

Who's got long blonde hair and big tits,
and lives in Melbourne, Australia?

                         Salman Rushdie.

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest 
"Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"

"Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, 
and I missed on the very first word." 

"That's too bad Son." consoled the Father, 
"What was the word ?" 

"Posse." 

Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 
cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sisters, if you buy 3 crates, that's 150, 
you'll get a 25% discount !" The nuns look at each other, and after a 
prolonged period of thinking one whispers to the other:
"We could eat the 30, I suppose."

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