Today's stories [5.4.07]

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Slovenia's state-run news agency reported on the death of 
'passionate' fisherman Franc Filipic, 47, who drowned after 
hooking a huge lake sheatfish (like a catfish) and refusing to let 
go as he waded in and was pulled under. Friends reported his 
last words were 'NOW I've got him!'  Divers found his body after 
a two-day search.

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil 
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most 
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid 
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a 
killer whale ate them both.

Sign in a hotel in Athens: 

Visitors are expected to complain at the office
between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. 

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