Today's stories [5.30.07]

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Andrea told me that while she was playing cards her friend
called.  Her friend said, "What are ya playing?"  Andrea said,
"Solitaire."  He friend (Judi?) said, "Yeah?  Who are you 
playing with?"

Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an
          airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16
          bills.

IDIOTS ON THE ROAD

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe
to cross the street.  I was crossing with an intellectually
challenged coworker of mine(a blonde), when she asked if I knew
what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
She responded, appalled "What on earth are blind people doing
driving?"

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