Today's stories [5.12.07]

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IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

I live in a semi-rural area.  We recently had a new neighbor
call the local township administrative office to request the
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason: Too many deer were hit by cars and he no longer
wanted them to cross there.

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a
lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella...WHOA..!"

Olympic ice skater Oksana Baiul was recently arrested for driving
under the influence of alcohol. Her BAC was rated at: 

0.168   0.165   0.167   0.169   0.165  0.166   0.099
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