Today's quotes [5.8.07]

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Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.

"If you think C++ is not overly complicated, just what is a protected
 abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor, and when was the
 last time you needed one?"

-- Tom Cargil, C++ Journal

Xerox does it again and again and again and...

I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I
turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.

"The pom utility displays the current phase of the moon.  Useful for
 selecting software completion target dates and predicting managerial
 behavior."
                        -- man 6 pom

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