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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
   which I disapprove.
   -- Ashleigh Brilliant

We sometimes meet an original gentleman,
        who, if manners had not existed, would have
        invented them.
                                        -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES
   There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you
   buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back
   and demand a refund?

* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
       fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

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