Today's quotes [5.6.07]

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'The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him' 

Robert Benchley

"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives." 

     - Sue Murphy

"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo

  Crow realized there were two Gods -

  One of them much bigger than the other
  Loving his enemies
  And having all the weapons.
                             Ted Hughes,  from Crow's Theology

He was a man of great statue. 

    - Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins 

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