Today's quotes [5.31.07]

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The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
       Douglas Adams

"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them 
almost anything"
--HERB GARDNER

The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. 

    -- Sean O'Casey

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband
forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't
admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in.

                 -Rita Rudner

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