Today's quotes [5.29.07]

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"I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs."

Kevin Gildea.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

a) "Isn't the weather dreadful!"
b) "No, thanks."
c) "A beer, Charlie. Make it a cold one."
d) "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that _your_ child? Please, have her back.
   Good day! I beg your...? Fuck you too, Madam."
e) "Ateh! Malkuth! Ve Gevurah! Ve Gedulah! Le Olahm!!"
f) "Please come back, little person! I only playing! Ha! Caught
   you! Oh. You leaking, person! Wake up! Why you all go sleep?
   No fun! You people so boring!"
                        -- The Weirdness Test,
                        http://www.math.grin.edu/~hamilton/text/weirdness.txt

"Upon the upland road
 Ride easy, stranger:
 Surrender to the sky
 Your heart of anger."
  - James K. Baxter
    "High Country Weather"

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson 

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