Today's quotes [5.28.07]

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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. 

    - Dolly Parton 

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with
two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits. 

     -Joey Adams 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Rodney Dangerfield

"Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet."
                        -- Unknown

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