Today's quotes [5.27.07]

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"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than
the Chinese telephone directory." 

Joan Rivers.

After finding no qualified candidates for the position
of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to
announce the  appointment of David Steele to the post.

-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools,
                    Barrington, Rhode Island

"In any business, the customer is always right, except when he calls
 technical support."
                        -- rone@netcom.com, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

When I have been asked during these last weeks who
caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer
has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the
riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for
the killings? The killers are to blame. 

    - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President on the complex
                  social issues behind the
                  Los Angeles Riots 

If you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

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