Today's quotes [5.24.07]

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I'm so hyper...  (Said with a very dull voice.)

Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one 
book, what would it be?

I always say How to Build a Boat 

                                             - Steven Wright

"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. 

    - Geraldo Rivera

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