Today's quotes [5.23.07]

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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

                 (Anamaniacs) 

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."

                             - Johnny Carson

A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in
Africa are vastly under polluted.

-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, 
       explaining why  we should export toxic wastes to
       Third World countries

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons.

                                - Woody Allen from Without Feathers

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