Today's quotes [5.22.07]

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"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an
                                     Englishman in the dark.

                                       - - - Duncan Spaeth

"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
                        -- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
                           Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.

I know a mother-in-law who sleeps in her spectacles, the better to see her 
son-in-law suffer in here dreams. 
       - Attributed to Ernest Coquelin 

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even
bigger man to laugh at that man. 

     - Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live 

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