Today's quotes [5.21.07]

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* Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
          -The Engagement Ring
          -The Wedding Ring
          -The Suffe-Ring
          -The Endu-Ring

"The following two statements are usually both true:

There's not enough documentation.

There's too much documentation."

-- Larry Wall

I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's
accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures. 

     - Chief Justice Earl Warren 

Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough 
to get money from it. 

                                      - Stephen Leacock

The reason many people fail to recognize opportunity is because it comes
disguised as Hard Work. Cleverness carries the day, but Wisdom endures.

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