Today's quotes [5.2.07]

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"Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!"
                        -- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95

The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
for they are sticking to their diets.

"Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or 
fattening"

Sent by Moses

Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
   Fac ut vivas

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