Today's quotes [5.19.07]

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"Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl." 

                                           - Mike Adams

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. 

    - Aesop 

I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract.  No
brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn." 

Fulton Sheen.

'On the other hand the early worm gets eaten' 

Anon

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