Today's quotes [5.17.07]

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Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt:
"If you can read this, my bitch fell off."

* Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of
       all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them."

If anything can go wrong, it will.

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
           -- Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
                                  --Rush Limbaugh,

"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it." 

     - Max Frisch 

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