Today's quotes [5.16.07]

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
   -- George Carlin

If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops. 

- Kelvin Throop 

Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one. 

                                       - Edward Abbey

The United States has just recently signed an agreement
with Russia forbidding all nuclear weapons belonging to China. 

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
        -- von Braun

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