Today's quotes [5.15.07]

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?

They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
   your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
   gonna put a stop to siphoning.
         Billie Holliday

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
   Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
   corner of the workshop.

"I don't care where you take me, just take me..."
                        -- Angela (yet again)

We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are.
Now there's a Lewinsky.  Its when the shot lands three feet from the
hole.

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