Today's quotes [5.14.07]

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"Might does not make right.
But it sure makes what is." 

- Edward Abbey 

"When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for
 the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also,
 would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
"Objection.  That question should be taken out and shot."
                        -- Unknown Prosecution, Unknown Defense

"`Rock' is the music of slaves. Of adolescents pursuing the illusion of
freedom and protest while the steel chains of technology bind them ever
tighter."

                                           --Edward Abbey

"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
                        -- Alasdair McLellan

"Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime."
                        -- Paul S. Sears

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