Today's quotes [5.11.07]

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Teenaged girls use make-up to feel older sooner.
Their mothers use make-up to feel younger longer.

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
   in the country.
   -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

* I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to
       anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson

I love being married. It's so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the 
equator...It would be a good idea to just leave them there. 

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