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When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. - Stephen Wright
"[The Net is] roted beyong belif... ... my typing is whit shit" -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)
"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer -- or simply a writer?" "I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes." -- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper
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