Today's quotes [5.1.07]

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When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. 

- Stephen Wright

"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
 ...
 my typing is whit
 shit"
                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)

"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer --
 or simply a writer?"
"I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't
 like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes."
                        -- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
   suffering.

"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I
       woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper

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