Today's poems [5.15.07]

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THERE ONCE WAS A RULER CALLED "SLICK"

THAT COULD'NT TAKE CONTROL OF HIS DICK 

HIS LIFE BECAME A MESS

BECAUSE OF A DRESS

AND THE BUS FULL OF INTERNS TAKE SICK.

Sent by Matthew

There was an old maid from Bruton 
               Who had the bad habit of pootin'. 
                    Her sphincter was weak, 
                    Her wind she couldn't keep--- 
               This tootin' old spinster from Bruton. 

There was a young man of Natal 
Who was fucking a Hottentot gal. 
Said she, "You're a sluggard!" 
Said he, "You be buggered! 
I like to fuck slow, and I shall." 

On his honeymoon sailing the ocean 
               A tightwad displayed much emotion 
                    When he learned, one fine day, 
                    He'd been fucking away 
               What could have been bottled as lotion. 

It's only human nature after all 
               If a fellow puts a girl against the wall 
                    And puts his inclination 
                    Into her accomodation 
                    To increase the population 
                    Of the rising generation--- 
               Why, it's only human natrue after all. 

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