Today's jokes [5.6.07]

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Did you hear about the welfare doll?

You wind it up and it doesn't work.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trail
all day. When they had stopped to take a rest Tonto
placed his ear to the ground and listened. 
"Buffalo come," remarked Tonto. 
"How can you tell, Tonto?" asked the Lone Ranger. 
"Face sticky." 

What came first, the chicken or the egg? 

     - I'd have to say it was the rooster! 

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a 
naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches 
he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect 
penis. The professor commented, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way." She 
replied, "What other way?"

Q: Daddy, daddy, what's a pervert?
A: Shut up, son, and keep sucking!

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