Today's stories [4.28.07]

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Sign in a gas station:

Coke - 49 cents.
Two for a dollar.

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who
answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?"

[Reuters, Mississauga, Ontario]
Man slips, falls 23 stories to his death. A man cleaning a bird feeder on
his balcony of his condominium apartment in this Toronto suburb slipped
and fell 23 stories to his death, police said Monday. Stefan Macko, 55,
was standing on a wheeled chair Sunday when the accident occurred, said
Inspector D'Arcy Honer of the Peel regional police.  "It appears the chair
moved and he went over the balcony," Honer said.  "It's one of those freak
accidents. No foul play is suspected."

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