Today's stories [4.19.07]

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More about rednecks...

In Fort Lauderdale, Florida, a sixteen-year-old youth
was charged with beating up his fifteen-year-old wife
after the latter hid the caps to his toy pistol.

An election-time bumper-sticker:

"Jews for Buchanan"

[UPI, Toronto]
Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown
Toronto skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged
24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into
the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as
he was explaining the strength of the building's windows to visiting law
students. Hoy previously had conducted demonstrations of window strength
according to police reports. Peter Lauwers, managing partner of the firm
Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was ``one of
the best and brightest'' members of the 200-man association.
  

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