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There's the story about the man working the night desk at the FBI office. They got a lot of wrong numbers, because it was similar to the pizza joint. One night he answered "FBI." When the caller hesitated, he said "You meant to call Dominoes ..." The caller exclaimed "Wow, you guys really DO know everything!"
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store)would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries it's a long walk.
Colena was telling me about her buddy and *his* girlfriend. They were working on a vehicle and using gasoline to clean the parts with. It was a warm day and the gas was sitting in a coffee can in the sun and eventually evaporated. Judi demanded to know what happened to it. When they told her what happened, she asked what eveporation was. So they told her it got hot in the sun & made it go away.... Judi's reply... "If you put it in the shade, will it come back?"
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