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Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty. Illiterate? Write today for free help. Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary. Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
A survey by cosmetics firm Avon revealed that British women would rather iron than have sex in the morning. I've visited Britain, and I've got an even better idea for British men and women: how about *brushing your teeth* in the morning?
Illinois State University - As a woman was crossing the stage to accept her diploma at a commencement ceremony, something unusual and tragic happened. The woman's grandfather fell over, suffering from a heart attack. A few minutes later as she was leaving the platform, her grandmother had one as well. Consequently, the student notified reporters that she will not be seeking her master's degree.
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