Today's stories [4.13.07]

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Greg tells me about his sister-in-law (yet another gorgeous
blonde):  We were playing Trivial Pursuit on night. It was her 
turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature" 
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls 
your name, can you hear it? She thought for a time and then 
asked, "Is it on or off".

SIGN AT DENNY'S RESTAURANT:

        "Denny's is pleased to welcome persons of every ethnicity.
        Our booths are now color-coded by race so that our valued
        Black and Mexican patrons will know where to sit."

Women's Embarrassing Moments I

Curl Up and Die
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked 
loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"

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