Today's quotes [4.9.07]

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The first thing I do after opening a bar of Ivory soap is to
scrape off the .0056 part that's impure.
I mean, who wants to wash themselves with that crap?

"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." --
       Fran Lebowitz

"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York 
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'"

                                            - Richard Jeni

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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