Today's quotes [4.8.07]

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This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote 
it. 

- Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show

I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, 
I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's
any reflection on my ability to lead this nation. 
    -- Vice President Dan Quayle 

If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. " 
    - Saint Augustine (354-430) 

"A man who won't lie to a woman has very
little consideration for her feelings." 

     - Olin Miller 

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