Today's quotes [4.7.07]

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I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable

A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
       world have nothing to do with tires.

"As a computing professional, I believe it would be unethical for me to
 advise, recommend, or support the use (save possibly for personal amusement)
 of any product that is or depends on any Microsoft product."
                        -- David H. Wolfskill, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"no, tom waits. (he does, I've seen him)"
"what is he waiting on?"
"the floor"
"Oh.  Its a slow floor.  He'll be waiting a while."
"yeah... but Godot should be here soon"
                        -- myself and Sabrina, on #polyamory

"If you'd been where I'd been... if you'd seen the things I'd seen!...
 you... you'd be me... Or someone following me around..."

-- Alan Parker, Urban Warrior

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