Today's quotes [4.6.07]

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and 
wants us to be happy."   
                      
                     --- Einstein

Don't worry, Homer.  Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. 
   -- God, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

Rub her feet.

     - Lazarus Long 

"Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we
 turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets
 screwed."

-- Larry Wall

"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking.
    He called me a quitter."        -- Steven Pearl

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